Blames his Brats
Using excuse no 6 on page 3 of the bad drivers manual Children’s Secretary Ed Balls has apologised after been fined £60 for using a mobile phone while driving.
He said he had been stopped immediately by pigs police and had thrown his toys out of the pram accepted the fine and three points on his licence.
Mr Balls said, through gritted teeth, he supported the policy and law on not using mobile phones while driving and was fucked off he had been caught “deeply regretted” this incident.
He had already told the Sunday Mirror how he took the phone off its hand-free cradle so as to not wake his children.
So instead of doing something safely and stopping and ensuring his kids safety he blames them for his misdemeanour.
It appears he has taken this excuse straight from the Labour Manual of dire excuses to give the press when caught screwing something up yet again. They just can’t tell the truth.
Never mind Mr Balls I’m sure you can just charge it to us via your expenses you seem to have done that normally.
BBC News – Balls apologises over fine for using mobile in car.
Whilst the Tory Peer Lord Hanningfied resigns the 3 Labour cheating bastards say in an immediate statement they will defend themselves ‘robustly’.
I assume Gordon Brown will be directing them as to where they can apply for the stewardship of the Chiltern Hundreds or the Manor of Northstead as soon as he can find his mind to make it up.
Lord Hanningfield resigns as frontbench Tory peer – reports | PoliticsHome | Breaking News.
Cheating Bastards: 3 MP’s and One Lord so far. The bonfire has started.
Three MPs and one peer will face criminal charges over their expenses, the director of public prosecutions has announced.
Keir Starmer said Labour MPs Elliot Morley, Jim Devine, David Chaytor and Lord Hanningfield will face charges under the Theft Act.
Each faces charges of false accounting he said.
He also said Labour peer Lord Clarke of Hampstead would not be charged but a sixth case remains under investigation.
Police have investigated a handful of cases since expenses revelations were published last May.
BBC News – Three MPs and one peer to be charged over expenses.
Michael Martin, the former speaker who resigned after losing the backing of MPs over his stumbling response to the expenses scandal, was elevated to the Lords
Maybe be you missed it but on the 25th August Michael Martin who resigned as speaker quietly became Baron Martin of Springburn and of Port Dundas in the City of Glasgow and should take his place in the Lords on October 13th. The move was announced the week before this but attracted little attention and was barely reported.
Now however there might be a threat to him taking his place in the Lords as the Telegraph reports:
Lord Jay, chairman of the Lords Appointment Committee, has taken the unusual step of writing to the leaders of the main political parties urging them to ensure that only candidates of “probity and integrity” are put forward for elevation to the second chamber.
A peerage is a traditional reward for retiring MPs, particularly those with long years of service in the House of Commons.
As far as I can see that should exclude 99% of all known MP’s!
MPs with questionable expenses claims may be barred from Lords – Telegraph.
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